Valentine Sentiments

So I've discovered that you MUST proof read the valentines your children pick out at the store or you may end up with something like this....

Or this....

There will be no separation of church and state if Rachel can help it! And now I have to let her give them out because she already wrote who they are to and put the candy on them, but more importantly she didn't understand what was so wrong with them and why I was laughing so hard. Not that there is really anything wrong with them. I mean the sayings are true and thoughtful, but come on.... like I would seriously buy these. Yep, God loves everyone and she knows it! It's that simple. I guess we should have made homemade valentines like we did last year..... but I'm too tired!